What's the biggest change you've experienced? Having a phone in my pocket that is orders of magnitude greater processing power than the huge room full computer I started on.
Cats or Dogs? Clearly Cats.
Fill in the blank: When I am not working in the dungeon, I'm most likely ______ Fighting dragons.
If you were a detective, who would be your sidekick? House.
Biggest advantage and disadvantage to working more with computers than people? Computers do exactly what you tell them to do.
What four people, living, dead, or undead, would you invite to your dinner party? Brian Kernighan, Dennis Ritchie, Donald Knuth, and Edsger Dijkstra. And have John Chambers as a waiter.
What is your favorite condiment? Cholula Sauce or Sriracha.
What are some of your first memories of the internet? Bitnet Relay and Usenet.
What's a 20th century invention you'd like to uninvent? Active Directory.