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  Smidgen

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Smidgen is our oldest dog.  We found Smidgen on the median of Amnicola Highway in 1992. The first time was saw him he was racing around Lake Junior.  Shortly after that he headed directly to the highway where we picked him up.  We named him Smidgen because he weighed only 15 pounds at that time..  He’s gotten a little bigger since then.  He’s responsible, directly or indirectly, for all the dog bites we’ve received.  On the first or second day of his long stay with us, he started growling at Willie, one of the dogs we had when we found Smidg.  Ted tried to break it up and Smidg bit him.  He’s bitten Mike on the leg twice, both times when fighting with Hannah.  And Hannah bit Mike when he tried to break up a fight with Smigd.

  Even in his old age, Smidgen enjoys harassing Hannah, threatening to bite her.  Hannah has been told in no uncertain terms that she’s to not fight back.  For the last couple of years, she’s resisted the temptation.  Smidgen has a few nicknames, including Mr. Smidg, Baroo Boy, Curmudgeon, and Death Wish (because of the way he continues to harrass Hannah).  

Peter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

Peter came with the house.  He was a Fort Wood neighborhood dog, wandering the FW area with Nelson, who lived next door.  This was before the Animal Control personnel were added to the Police Dept.  One day in January 1994, he came into the house and lay for the whole day on a piece of insulation that was to be put into the walls.  Mike took him to our house in Brainerd and in the process of giving him a bath we discovered that something was wrong with him.  We took him to Animal Clinic East, and they found he had a broken pelvic bone, probably the result of being hit by a car.  We left him at ACE in a cage they use to have for “giveaway” dogs.  Fortunately, no one took him.  Susan named him Peter because he reminded her of a white bunny rabbit.

  He moved into the house with us, along with Woofie and Holly, since departed this life.  For many years, he and Mike ran a 2-mile route through the UTC campus, Peter dragging Mike up the 5th St. hill.  He loves to lie on Mike's pillow, where he's shown in the above picture.  Peter's nicknames include Lamby Pie, Peter Lumpkin, Lumkinmeister, and, after he's had a bath, Snowball.


Serendipity

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Serendipity followed Mike, Woofie, Peter, and Holly home from a walk on Oak St. in 1996.  She followed willingly but then balked at coming into the house.  Mike had to coax her and carry her into the kitchen.  Susan had broken her ankle skate boarding and was in bed in the master bedroom.  Mike was able to get her to follow him upstairs and where she then hid under Susan’s dressing table for a couple of hours.  She continues to be our most mysterious dog.  She stays pretty close to Mike when he works at home.  In the picture, she’s in the basket that is beside Mike’s chair in his office.  Sometimes Hannah gets into it first, and Serendipity is forced to lie on the floor behind his chair.  Every time he gets up from his desk, Mike has to check to make sure the coast is clear behind him before scooting his chair back.

  Shortly after we adopted her, she scarfed a really bad outdoor “thing” that blocked her lower intestine and ultimately required extensive colon surgery.  Perhaps that’s why she’s so skinny.  She is the peacemaker of the dog family and has broken up many a skirmish between other dogs (one of whom is often Smidgen), often by simply placing her paw on one of the dogs.  Serendipity also goes by Dipitydoo.


Hannah

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Hannah was a gift from  Susan’s boss.  Phil and his family live in the Highway 58 area.  One day in 1999 they heard a dog crying and found Hannah wandering the neighborhood.  They’re not “dog people” so Phil brought her to Susan, who brought her home.  As Susan was walking into the house with Hannah in her hands, Woofie, Smidgen, Serendipity, and Peter milled around her.  In what can only be viewed as a sign of things to come, Hannah growled and tried to “get” them.  She continues to be our most volatile dog.  She’s very strong, and we walk her with a double leash to insure that she won’t break loose.  Other than Smidgen, she the only dog to have bitten any one of the household, and that was in a fight with Smidgen.

  Hannah is our most expensive dog to date.  She has osteoarthritis and has had three operations on the knees of her hind legs.  That was more than three years ago, and now she shows no sign of the problem.  (Thanks, Jamie Craven.)  Hannah's nickname include Hannah Bobannah, Bobannah, and Leena because of her habit of sitting beside us and leaning into us to be petted or scratched..

Maxine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Maxine was taken to Memorial Hospital in 1999 by people from the Humane Society to visit with and help cheer up patients.  Susan chatted with the person who had brought Max to the hospital and asked her what would become of Max should none of the patients adopt her.  On hearing the answer, Susan immediately said that she would take Max if no one else did.  And now we have her.  Maxine is apparently part border collie, because she frequently herds the other dogs on walks.  Every time Mike or Susan call at the dogs to get off someone’s lawn or out of the street, Max growls at the other dogs and pushes them back onto the sidewalk. Often, people we meet thinks she's growling at them, but it's always the other dogs she's with.  She’s the only one of the dogs who routinely asks to be petted.  She loves to have her belly scratched and will paw you if you quit scratching. We sometimes call her Maxine, Maxine the beauty queen, because she gets the most attention from people who see her on the street. 

Katie Rose

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Katie is the light of Susan’s life and surely the cutest dog in the world. In the picture above, she's in her "cat" suit, shaved to keep her cool for the summer.  When her hair is long she looks like the lion from the Wizard of Oz.  In 1999 she had been dumped in a yard where a small black dog was tied to a tree.  They became companions but both were badly abused by the homeowner.  In fact, he had kicked Katie and broken her leg.  When Susan stopped in the neighborhood to take a coworker to work, she noticed Katie lying in a pool of her own urine.  Susan ran into the yard and scooped her up and put her in the car and took her to Animal Clinic East.  There they determined that in addition to the broken leg she had a type of mange that is lethal if untreated.  Susan left her there for two weeks before bringing her home with the promise that no one would ever hurt her again.  By the way, Susan also found a home for the little dog tied in the yard.

  Katie is the least overtly affectionate of all our dogs, which of course, endears us to her even more.  But we’re winning her over.  In the picture, she looks somewhat like she did right after having the mangy hair shaved off just after Susan rescued her. Katie goes by Katherine, Rose, Rose Bud, and Katherine Zeta Rose.  

Pepper

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Pepper is the latest addition to our family.  He followed younger son Ted home from a run in July 2003.  When Ted ran past our house we were outside giving Peter a bath.  Pepper noticed us and stopped in front of the house.   He stayed there after we took Peter inside, lying on the front porch or in the Monkey grass by the sidewalk. We finally coaxed him into a cage on the front porch that we used for rescues, and within a week he was sleeping between us.  He probably spent a year on the street before joining us.  Early on during our daily walks he would occasionally stop and lie in Monkey grass, and he continually looked for grubs in the verge between sidewalk and street.  Needless to say, he needs neither Monkey grass nor grubs any more.

Pepper weaseled his way into our hearts and continues to weasel his way onto our laps at every opportunity, whether another dog is there or not.  Pepper is also Pepperoni, Pepperoncino, simply Roni and sometimes Goober.

Feeding rituals.

Feeding a pack of seven dogs requires a certain amount of choreography.  There are several competing issues that must be reconciled, including the issue of who is the alpha dog (Hannah), who is the oldest and most demanding (Smidgeon) and who is the hungriest (Pepper).  In the morning, each gets a milk bone.  At that time Smidgeon has been up for about a half hour before the rest of us, "barooing" in the foyer downstairs.   So Smidgeon gets his first to shut him up.  Then Pepper gets his because he wants it so badly.  The rest of the pack meander into the laundry one after another.  Katie won't take hers from the hand.  Instead we must toss it gently onto the rug on the laundry room floor where she eats it after we've left.  Serendipity is usually last in line.  She invariably takes her bone back upstairs and eats it on the bed.  Hannah eats hers quickly and then tries to menace the others to get theirs away from them.  On any given morning, Max will lie on the rug in front of the dog door that leads outside, keeping whoever has gone through it into the porch out of the kitchen until Max has eaten her bone.

The nightly feeding ritual is also tightly scripted.  In the laundry room, all bowls are filled with dry dog food with one large can of wet split evenly between the seven bowls.  The amount of dry in each bowl is determined by age and size.  First Smidg (who's most demanding) and Serendipity are given their bowls - Smidge in the foyer and Seren on the deck by the bay window.  Then Katie's bowl is put on the rug in the laundry room.  She and Serendipity follow Smidg because they eat most slowly.  After Katie begins, Max's and Peter's bowls are carried to the kitchen, where Max is given hers by the sink and Peter his by the dog door leading to the back porch.  Finally, Hannah is given hers in another part of the kitchen and Peter's is put on the ottoman in the TV room.  After all bowls are taken from the laundry room, the door is closed because Katie eats very slowly -  nearly a piece at a time.  She deposits the milk-bone-shaped pieces of dry food on the rug beside her bowl and eats the other-shaped pieces first.  Then, after having eaten all the food in the bowl, she eats the individual milk-bone-shaped pieces. After that, she nudges open the laundry room door to join the rest. 

Walking.

We walk the gang of seven in shifts.  First, Mike takes Hannah, Peter, and Max. , all three at one time. These are the "bad" dogs.  They pull hard on the leashes for the duration of the walk - about six blocks long.  Hannah spends the whole walk in a state of vigilance, looking for other dogs, cats, squirrels, and even birds.  She loves nothing better than to lunge at whatever creature she spots.  After the first three, Mike walks Serendipity, Peter, and Katie.  At the same time, Susan walks Smidgeon and gives Peter a bonus walk.  Serendipity won't let Mike put her leash on unless Peter is there with her.  If Peter happens to be upstairs or in the back yard, Seren ducks her head as Mike tries to leash her.  She continues this until Peter has arrived.  Only then can the walk of the "good" dogs begin.  This trio pulls much less and spends much more time sniffing than the first three.

Walking on a leash in a city is something a dog has to learn to do.  The dogs must remember to walk on our side of every tree or sign in the verge between the sidewalk and the street.  When we have gotten a "new" dog, our first walks with that dog are punctuated by backtracking around trees and signs until the newcomer has learned the ropes, so to speak.

Whenever we walk, we take plastic grocery bags to "scoop the poop".  You simply can't walk seven dogs in a metropolitan area without doing so.  Interestingly, we now judge a grocery store not by quality of its food but by the quality of its grocery bags.  Nothing like scooping poop using a bag with a hole in it to spoil a walk.